Children Make Your Life Important.

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

We Wondered Why When A Child Laughed, He Belonged To Daddy, And When He Had A Sagging Diaper That Smelled Like A Landfill, 'he Wants His Mother.'

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.