Children Make Your Life Important.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.

It Is Difficult To Single Out One Sport Over Another, But If I Have To Name One In My Separation Suit, It Will Undoubtedly Be Football.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?