It Is Only When They Go Wrong

Delivering The State Of The Union? That Bloke Couldn't Deliver Pizza.

In Between The Queen And The First Lady, Nancy Reagan, Sat Tony Richardson, Looking Very Calm. Later On It Emerged That This Was Because, Having Not Been Apprised Of The Placement Until He Was About To Sit Down, He Had Died Of Fright. To Have Expired Was To Be Fortunate.

John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned Broccoli.

Experts Say Men Think Of Sex Every 10 Seconds... What Do They Think Of In The Other Nine?

Television Is Simultaneously Blamed, Often By The Same People, For Worsening The World And For Being Powerless To Change It.