John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned

The British Secret Service Was Staffed At One Point Almost Entirely By Alcoholic Homosexuals Working For The Kgb

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.

First-rate Science Fiction Was, And Remains, More Interesting Than Second-rate Art.

I Love Reading About The Sea. I Love Reading About It A Lot More Than Actually Being On The Sea, When You Think About It.

In London There Was No Home Cooking Worthy Of The Name. When You Were In Funds You Ate Out. But Only The People Whose Faces Appeared In Such Publications As Town And Queen Could Afford To Eat In Restaurants Serving Food Which Would Leave Them Looking And Feeling Better Instead Of Worse.