It Is Fitting That Yesteryear's Swashbuckling Newspaper

Voters Inclined To Loathe And Fear Elite Ivy League Schools Rarely Make Fine Distinctions Between Yale And Harvard. All They Know Is That Both Are Full Of Rich, Fancy, Stuck-up And Possibly Dangerous Intellectuals Who Never Sit Down To Supper In Their Undershirt No Matter How Hot The Weather Gets.

Watergate Left Washington A City Ravaged By Honesty.

What [man Landing On The Moon] Is Doing Up There Is Indulging His Obsession With The Impossible. The Impossible Infuriates And Tantalizes Him. Show Him An Impossible Job And He Will Reduce It To A Possibility So Trite That Eventually It Bores Him.

You Can Always Tell Folks From Nonfolks. Folks Like To Feel Good, Like To Smile For The Camera When There's A Big Photo Opportunity For A Really Good Cause.

I Gave Up On New Poetry Myself 30 Years Ago When Most Of It Began To Read Like Coded Messages Passing Between Lonely Aliens In A Hostile World.