People Seem To Enjoy Things More When

A $10 Million Windfall? At Today's Prices, I'd Feel Almost As Rich As I Did One Day In 1936 When I Found A Dime On The Sidewalk And Blew The Whole Wad On 20 Mary Jane Candy Bars, A Box Of Jujubes, And A Double Feature.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

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Americans Treat History Like A Cookbook. Whenever They Are Uncertain What To Do Next, They Turn To History And Look Up The Proper Recipe, Invariably Designated "the Lesson Of History.

There Was Scarcely A Woman Alive, It Seemed, Who Could Resist The Urge To Haul Men Down Onto Beds, Car Seats, Kitchen Floors, Dining-room Tables, Park Grass, Parlor Sofas, Or Packing Crates, Entwine Warm Thighs Around Them, And Pant In Ecstasy.