It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

What They're Not Ready For Is Guys Like You And I And Nails And All The Other Gnarly Gnarlingtons In My Life, That We Are High Priests, Vatican Assassin Warlocks. Boom. Print That, People. See Where That Goes.

But You Can't Focus On Things That Matter If All You've Been Is Asleep For Forty Years. Funny How Sleep Rhymes With Sheep. You Know.

A Lot Of People Will Say, "oh, I Got Into Acting Because I Wanted To Explore My Craft." They're A Bunch Of Liars, Unless They're Sean Penn, Deniro Or My Dad. For The Rest Of Us It Was All About Chicks And Money.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."