Dad Kept Us Out Of School, But

My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

I'm Still Alive, Which Is Pretty Cool.

You Never Have To Look Over Your Shoulder When You Tell The Truth. You Never Have To Remember The Details, Because They Are What They Are. And You Don't Have To Make Sure Your Story Matches Everyone Else's.

Rock Bottom; That's A Fishing Term.

I've Spent, I Think, Close To The Last Decade Effortlessly And Magically Converting Your Tin Cans Into Pure Gold.