I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

As Kids We're Not Taught How To Deal With Success; We're Taught How To Deal With Failure. If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. If At First You Succeed, Then What?

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.

My Success Rate Is 100 Percent. Do The Math.

You’ve Read About The Goddesses, Come On. They’re An International Sensation. These Are My Girlfriends. These Are The Women That I Love That Have Completed The Three Parts Of My Heart.