I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

Look What I’m Dealing With, Man, I’m Dealing With Fools And Trolls.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

I Exposed People To Magic. I Exposed Them To Something They're Never Otherwise Going To See In Their Boring, Normal Lives. And I Gave That To Them. I May Forget About Them Tomorrow, But They'll Live With That Memory For The Rest Of Their Lives. And That's A Gift, Man.