Isn't It Amazing That The Germans Call

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?

I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian Until I Picked Up Reason Magazine And Realized I Agree With Everything They Had Printed.

I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much. I Used To Memorize Bill Cosby Albums And Other People's Albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I Don't Miss The Economic Insecurity, The Living Paycheck To Paycheck.