We'll Never See National Shows With 45

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

I Like To Think Of My House As Nothing More Than A Glorified Console For My Television; The Ultimate Stereo Cabinet.

The Less [government] The Better.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

International Soccer Has Been A Big Part Of My Love For The Sport. I Love The Men's National Team. I Can Say That They're My Favorite Sports Team.