I Don't Care If My Jokes Are

Listen, You Don't Know Any Better So I'll Just Tell You. You Can't Try To Save Money By Not Having The Right Beer. You Know, You Can Skip Having Medical Insurance, You Can Buy Everything You Own At A Swap Meet But The Right Beer Is What Makes Living Like This Possible.

I Always Thought I Was Going To Die Before I Was 60.

The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong Sense Of Discipline And A Work Ethic That Kicks In At My Job.

I Love Doing 'the Price Is Right.' It's So Much Fun. I Love Meeting Everybody And Giving Out Prizes, Especially When It's Not My Money. It's Really A Happy Place, And Everybody Is All Jazzed Up.

The Less [government] The Better.