I Don't Do One Show And Wish

I Was In The Band When I Was A Kid, I Played The Trumpet.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

George Carlin Is Kind Of My Template Now Because George Carlin Before Was Straight Laced Regular Comic And He Had Short Hair, A Tie, Suit, Nightclub Guy. Then He Said Screw It, Let His Hair Grow, Just Started Telling What He Thought Was The Truth. So That's What I'm Trying To Do.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

The Only Way I'd Need A Pain Reliever To Enjoy Sex Is If All Of My Fantasies Came True At The Same Time.