I Don't Do One Show And Wish

Being A Celebrity You Always Get Really Good Seats To Sporting Events But You Never Get As Good Seats As The Photographers Get. And I Really Love Sports. So One Of The Scams I Have Going Now Is I Want To Learn Sports Photography So I Can Get Better Seats At A Sporting Event.

But Sports Photography Isn't Something You Just Pick Up Overnight. You Can't Do It Once A Year For Fun And Expect To Do A Good Job. And I Take Pride In What I Do.

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

The Economy Is In Trouble, Schools Are In Trouble, And People Have Been Leaving The City In Droves For A Long, Long Time.

If Frogs Could Fly... Well We'd Still Be In This Mess, But Wouldn't It Be Neat?