Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now

My Professional Aspirations Were Simple - I Wanted To Be An Intergalactic Princess.

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

The Note Said The First Clue Was "in The Big One." I Looked At The Jumble Of Letters That Followed, And I Saw No Pattern. Not Such A Surprise, Since I Was Missing The Puzzle Chromosome And Couldn't Do Puzzles Designed For Nine-year-olds.

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

Ranger Locked Eyes With Me. "please," He Said. Tank And Hal Were Goggle-eyed. They Weren't Used To "please." I Wasn't Used To It Either. But I Liked It. Okay," I Said. "be Careful. He's Insane.