Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love

You Could Be The Mega Mage Of Wizards. You Could Rule Minionfire. Do You Really Think So?' Yeah, But You'd Have To Make A Deal With The Wood Elves.' I Don't Like The Wood Elves.' They're Okay. They're Misunderstood.

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.

Any Intelligent Woman Would Have Made A Dignified Retreat, But This Was New Jersey, Where Dignity Always Runs A Poor Second To The Pleasure Of Getting In Someone's Face.

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.

Since I Write In First Person And Have No Idea What Goes On In Men's Heads.