Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love

I Am Not Menopausal. I Just Wanted Half An Hour Alone. Is That Too Much To Ask? A Crappy Half Hour!

Babe, You've Destroyed A Car, Burned Down Two Buildings, Stapled A Guy's Nuts, And You Have Sixteen Stitches In Your Leg. Take A Night Off. Have A Glass Of Wine, Watch Some Television, And Go To Bed Early." -ranger

When Something Needs To Be Ironed I Put It In The Ironing Basket. If A Year Goes By And The Item Is Still In The Basket I Throw The Item Away. This Is A Good System Since Eventually I End Up Only With Clothes That Don’t Need Ironing.

Men!" I Said. "you All A Bunch Of Chauvinist Morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I May Not Be The Most Patient Woman In The World, Or The Most Glamorous, Or The Most Athletic, But I'm Right Up There At The Top Of The Line When It Comes To Resiliency.