When You Get Ready To Write Your

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

I'm Telling You, It's Fu**ing Hard To Be Classy

I Rolled My Eyes So Far Into The Top Of My Head I Almost Fell Over Backward.

Babe, You've Destroyed A Car, Burned Down Two Buildings, Stapled A Guy's Nuts, And You Have Sixteen Stitches In Your Leg. Take A Night Off. Have A Glass Of Wine, Watch Some Television, And Go To Bed Early." -ranger

There Is No Such Thing As A Good Call At 7 Am. It's Been My Experience That All Calls Between The Hours Of 11 Pm And 9 Am Are Disaster Calls.