Individuality' Is The Key To Success.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.

If You Can Laugh Together, You Can Work Together.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!