In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

If You Have Something Important To Say, Broadway And New York Are Great Places To Say It.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

Many People Are Surprised To Hear That We Have Comedians In Russia, But They Are There. They Are Dead, But They Are There.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.