In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.