In Pizza Express You Can Get Garlic

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.