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Staying In Luxury Hotels Still Gives Me A Kick, Especially Oulton Hall In Yorkshire. I'd Stay In A Hotel For The Breakfast And Room Service.

If We're All God's Children, What's So Special About Jesus?

In Pizza Express You Can Get Garlic Bread With Cheese And Tomato. Now Correct Me If I'm Wrong, But That's A Pizza.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.