In My World, Everyone's A Pony And

Oh, The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All. Fame! You'll Be As Famous As Famous Can Be, With The Whole Wide World Watching You Win On Tv. Except When They Don't Because, Sometimes They Won't. I'm Afraid That Some Times You'll Play Lonely Games Too. Games You Can't Win 'cause You'll Play Against You.

Today Is Gone. Today Was Fun. Tomorrow Is Another One. Every Day, From Here To There, Funny Things Are Everywhere.

Adults Are Just Obsolete Children And The Hell With Them.

Be Grateful You’re Not In The Forest In France Where The Average Young Person Just Hasn’t A Chance To Escape From The Perilous Pants Eating Plants But Your Pants Are Safe, You’re A Fortunate Guy You Ought To Be Shouting How Lucky Am I

Ninety Percent Of The Children’s Books Patronize The Child And Say There’s A Difference Between You And Me, So You Listen To This Story. I, For Some Reason Or Another, Don’t Do That. I Treat The Child As An Equal.