You're Never Too Old, Too Wacky, Too

Everything Stinks Till It’s Finished.

Things May Happen And Often Do To People As Brainy And Footsy As You

Adults Are Just Outdated Children.

Writing Simply Means No Dependent Clauses, No Dangling Things, No Flashbacks, And Keeping The Subject Near The Predicate. We Throw In As Many Fresh Words We Can Get Away With. Simple, Short Sentences Don't Always Work. You Have To Do Tricks With Pacing, Alternate Long Sentences With Short, To Keep It Vital And Alive.... Virtually Every Page Is A Cliffhanger--you've Got To Force Them To Turn It."~

Kid, You'll Move Mountains.