In Love, First Please The Eye, Then

This Is A Thing I Read By A Scientist... It Said Scientists Now Say That A Man Thinks About Sex Once Every 7.3 Seconds. Now, I Know What I Think Every 7.3 Seconds. It's Just A Bunch Of Meaningless Gibberish.

I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo, Especially Sexual. I Find It Cowardly Or Something.

Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is Strong.

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.