Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

Most Men Will Go Farther To Give Advice Than To Follow Their Own Opinion.

They That Are Fated To Be Fools, Have One Consolation, That They Are Fated Also To Be Ignorant Of It.

The Praise We Seek For Our Own Virtues Sometimes Tempts Us To Flatter The Imperfections Of Other Men.

Few Are More Unhappy Than Those Who Have Great Ambition, But Little Energy To Urge It Into Activity.