Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It

The Promises We Break Are Usually Such As We Are Most Forward In Making.

The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The Number Of Their Friends; The Old, On The Confidence Of Them.

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The Knowledge Of Folly.