The Young Compliment Their Greatness On The

As Evacuation Eases The Body, So Occasional Ejectment Of Passion Seems To Appease The Agonies Of The Soul, And Dispose To Tranquility The Agitations Of The Heart.

A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should Endeavor First To Make His Friends.

Last Christmas, I Got The Worst Gift A Guy Ever Gave Me. He Gave Me A Lottery Ticket... What's The Guy Even Thinking There. Here You Go... Nothing! Merry Christmas! It's Nothing!

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor To Avoid Fault.