It Got Very Tedious Saying The Same

Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll Is Not As Good As Advertised.

Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't Know How Many You Could Do.

If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor To Avoid Fault.

I Just Got Back From New York. You Ever Been There? There Was A Big Gay Parade Going On There When I Was There, And I Never Been To One Of Them, And I Like A Parade. I Always Like A Parade. So, I Go There, And It Turns Out, It's Just A Bunch Of Gay Guys.

They Say That If You're Afraid Of Homosexuals, It Means That Deep Down Inside You're Actually A Homosexual Yourself. That Worries Me Because I'm Afraid Of Dogs.