In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.