In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.

When I Want To End A Relationship I Just Say, 'you Know, I Love You. I Want To Marry You. I Want To Have Your Children.' Sometimes They Leave Skid Marks.

All Men Would Still Really Like To Own A Train Set.