My Vegas Act Is How I Make

I Was Going To Have Cosmetic Surgery Until I Noticed That The Doctor's Office Was Full Of Portraits By Picasso.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?