I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education.

I Am Not Sure Gender Ever Won't Be An Issue In Comedy, Because I Think That Women Do Have Different Priorities In Some Respects.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.