I'm Too Tired To Hate.

I Love Poking Fun At Myself. I Have A Rather Mean Sense Of Humor.

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.

Seriously. I'm Not Very Bright, And It Takes A Lot For Me To Get A Concept - To Really Get A Concept. To Get It Enough That It Becomes Part Of Me. But When It Happens I Get Real Excited About It

I Say Grace. I'm A Big Believer In Grace. I Happen To Believe In A God That Made All The Food And So I'm Pretty Grateful For That And I Thank Him For That. But I'm Also Thankful For The People That Put The Food On The Table.

Wine Is Like Women. It Tempts You; It Comforts You; It Confuses You And Can Even Turn On You When You Least Expect It. It Can Be Your Friend One Day And Your Enemy The Next.