Believe Me, A Grain Is A Terrible

I Am A Filmmaker. That Is All I've Ever Been. You Know, Martin Scorsese Makes Films About The Mob. And I Make Movies About Food.

I Like Television. I Still Believe That Television Is The Most Powerful Form Of Communication On Earth - I Just Hate What Is Being Done With It.

I Want To Bring Things Up To Room Temperature, Especially Poultry, Before I Cook It Because I Want It To Cook Faster So That There's Less Moisture Loss.

I Feel Like Being On Broadway Will Convince My Mother That My Theater Degree Was Worth It.

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.