Gluttony Is Wrong. It's Wasteful.

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Cash Advance.

I Found That If I Offered To Cook For A Girl, My Odds Improved Radically Over Simply Asking A Girl Out. Through My Efforts To Attract The Opposite Sex, I Found That Not Only Did Cooking Work, But That It Was Actually Fun.

I'm An Absolute Connoisseur Of Cheeseburgers And Like To Think That I Can Detect Even Mere Percentages Of Shift In Fat Content In Ground Meat In A Burger And Can Actually Name The Temperature To Which It Was Actually Cooked To The Degree If I'm, You Know, Really On My Game.

I Love To Have Battles Of The Wits With People That Can Dish Fast And Dirty - And It Leads To Problems Occasionally, 'cause I Can Sound Mean Without Attempting To Be Mean.

Believe Me, A Grain Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.