I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On

It Was A Staggering Moment When I First Heard The News. Lennon Was A Most Talented Man And Above All, A Gentle Soul. John And His Colleagues Set A High Standard By Which Contemporary Music Continues To Be Measured.

You Better Get Busy Living, Because Dying's A Pain In The Ass.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

If You Don't Know The Guy On The Other Side Of The World, Love Him Anyway Because He's Just Like You. He Has The Same Dreams, The Same Hopes And Fears. It's One World, Pal. We're All Neighbors.

I Said To Mr. Pavarotti Once ... A Marvelous Man And A Great Artist ... I Said To Him ... "maestro, I'm Having Trouble Closing Out A Note So That It's Almost As Thin As A Butter Knife ... Finish It Out Quietly Like That." I Said, "i Have Trouble Doing That. What Do You Think I Should Do?" He Said, "justa Close Up Your Mouth." That's All He Said, And I Fell On The Floor. I Thought He Was Gonna Give Me A Dissertation.