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You Better Get Busy Living, Because Dying's A Pain In The Ass.

People Often Remark That I'm Pretty Lucky. Luck Is Only Important In So Far As Getting The Chance To Sell Yourself At The Right Moment. After That, You've Got To Have Talent And Know How To Use It.

Trouble Just Seems To Come My Way-unbidden, Unwelcome, Unneeded.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock

There Are Several Things I Think I Would Have Done If I Had The Chance Again. I Would Have Been A Little More Patient About Getting Out Into The World. I Would Have Seen To It That I Had A More Formal Education. I Would Have Become An Accomplished Mu