You Are The Promised Kiss Of Springtime

I Love All Those Girls The Same As They Love Me. I Get Thousands Of Letters A Week From Girls Who Love Me.... Every Time I Sing A Song, I Make Love To Them. I'm A Boudoir Singer.

Don't Respond To Negativity With More Negativity. Just Put Your Head Down And Prove Your Critics Wrong.

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

You Better Get Busy Living, Because Dying's A Pain In The Ass.

And If You Should Survive To 105 Look At All You'll Derive Out Of Being Alive. Then Here Is The Best Part You Have A Head Start If You Are Among The Very Young At Heart.