I'm So Into Momminess.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.