I'm So Into Momminess.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.