I'm So Black, I Leave Fingerprints On

I Was Born October 5, 1957, On The South Side Of Chicago, In The Woodlawn Area, A Neighborhood That Hasn't Changed Much In Forty-five Years. Our House Was On 66th And Blackstone, But The City Tore It Down When The Rats Took Over.

I Have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I Like The Marksmanship And The Discipline That It Takes To Be A Gun Owner. I Like The Machinery. Being Able To Take It Out And Clean It Is Even More Fascinating Than Having The Gun.

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.

I Want To Do Something That People Can Really Say, 'hey, Man, That Was Good, I'm Proud Of You, I'm Proud Of That.' 'pride' And 'transformers' And Things Like That.