I Was Good At Keeping My Mother

When You're Offstage, That's The Footprint. That's The Man God's Gonna Judge.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.

I've Never Been No Superficial Cat.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I'm Not A Politician, I'm A Comedian. I Know My Limitations.