I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals

It's Never Occurred To Me To Worry About My Health, Or That I'll Get Old, Or That People Will Stop Laughing At Me.

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

I Come From A Family Of Musicians. Even The Sewing Machine Is A Singer.

Men Only Go For Skinny Women Because They're Too Weak To Argue - And Salads Are Cheap.

Have You Heard About The Irishman Who Reversed Into A Car Boot Sale And Sold The Engine?