I Come From A Family Of Musicians.

I Asked A Shop Owner If He Could Help Me Out. He Said: "what Way Did You Come In?"

A Man Goes Into Boots And Says: "have You Got Any Viagra?" "do You Have A Prescription?" Asks The Chemist. "no," He Replies, "but 'i've Got A Photograph Of The Wife."

A Man Up In Front Of A Judge Says "i Don't Recognise This Court." "why Not?" "it's Been Redecorated Since The Last Time I Was Here."

The Irish Six Million Dollar Man Only Cost Three Quid.

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.