I'm Not Really A Homosexual. I Just

I Was In The Far East And I Went Into A Restaurant And I Ordered Octopus And The Waiter Said: "it Takes Four Hours." I Asked Why And He Said: "it Keeps Turning Off The Gas."

People In Northern Ireland Vote For Their Church, They Don't Vote With Their Heads; It Is Ridiculous.

There Were Two Irishmen Eating Sandwiches In A Pub And The Landlord Said: "you Can't Eat Your Own Food In Here." So They Swapped Sandwiches.

Men Only Go For Skinny Women Because They're Too Weak To Argue - And Salads Are Cheap.

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.