I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.