Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.