I'm Not Psychic, But My Lyrics Are.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

Rock Is All About Writing Your Own Script; It's All About Pioneering.

He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't Know How I Got Lucky That Way.