I'm Not Psychic, But My Lyrics Are.

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

Drugs Have Nothing To Do With The Creation Of Music. In Fact, They Are Dumb And Self Indulgent. Kind Of Like Sucking Your Thumb!

Being A Rock Star Is Like Being A Cult Leader - You Really Have To Be In Your Own Religion.

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

The Language Of Love Letters Is The Same As Suicide Notes.