He Was So Gorgeous... Kurt. I Don't

There's Even One For Your Titties. I Haven't Done The Boobs Mask One Yet-you Just Stick It On Your Tits, Apparently. I Have To Try It. But I Did The Foot One And The Hand One Yesterday, And It Makes My Skin Crazy. It's Like I Just Had Sex For Four Days.

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking And More Power Chords.

I Don't Need Plastic In My Body To Validate Me As A Woman.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!