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Cocaine Is Like Really Evil Coffee.

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.