I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

I Think When We Stop Putting Labels And Start Worrying More About The Performance, That's When You're Able To Cross Over And Make Yourself A Household Name And Go Everywhere.

I Don't Even Have A Clue As To Where To Find A Pregnancy Test. I'm Looking At All The Aisles... They Don't Have One That Says 'oops.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

In The Beginning, Yes. I Didn't Like It Because I Wanted People To Know Me By Gabriel Iglesias, Not By Fluffy.