I'm Not Fat. I'm Fluffy!

We Can Choose Our Family. We Can't Choose Our Relatives.

Wearing A Hawaiian Shirt, You Don't Ever Come Across As Offensive. Nobody Sees You As A Threat. You See Someone In A Hawaiian Shirt, And You Are Like 'this Guy Is Ready To Party.'

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Don't Want To Die Tomorrow Knowing I Could've Had A Piece Of Cake Tonight.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.