I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought

I've Already Produced One Hour Specials For Other Comedians And I Have A Tv Show Called Stand Up Revolution Where I Showcase New Talent And So I'd Like To Continue To Do Stuff Like That And Help Out The Next Guy.

I'm A Big Boy, But I Can Get Jiggy With It. Ladies, I Will Go To Dance Clubs, And I Will Tear It Up Hardcore For A Good 30 Seconds.

Every Night, It's A Bakery On The Bus. It's A Curse, Because I Talk About How Much I Love Cake, People Bring Me Cake. And Now I Just Found Out I'm Diabetic, So I'm Like, Are You Kidding Me?!

With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.

Kids, Man, They're Way Too Honest. They're Like Mini-alcoholics.