I Like To Tell Old Jokes On

With This Show [stand-up Revolution ], I Loved The Idea That I Would Be Picking The Talent That Goes On, Not The Network. It Was Me Handpicking People Who Might Not Have Gotten The Chance To Be On Tv. So, I Thought It Was Real Cool That I Was Putting People Up There.

For About Three Years I Was Performing At One Bar In East Los Angeles That Was Like A Mean Dive Bar. You're In There Performing For Drunks Or Bikers, Not The Most Flattering People. I Think It Helped Build My Confidence, Because You Have To Get Their Attention, Then Make Them Laugh.

And I Don't Want You Thinking That My Girlfriend Is A Bad Person. She Is An Amazing Woman, The Fact That I Only Have Seven Stories About Her In Eight Years, Says A Lot. You Know, Don't Get Me Wrong, Five Of Them Happened This Year, But That's Still Way Below The Bar, You Know What I Am Saying.

I Learned Early On, Stay Away From Politics, Stay Away From Religion And Don't Talk About Sports. Those Three Right There Will Get You In Trouble.

Sometimes [high School Speech Team] Was Funny, Other Times It Was Just Talking, But It Gave Me The Confidence To Speak In Front Of People After Doing That For A Whole Year.