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You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

I Think When We Stop Putting Labels And Start Worrying More About The Performance, That's When You're Able To Cross Over And Make Yourself A Household Name And Go Everywhere.

Originally The Big Argument Was That They Wanted To Call It "raw And Uncut" And I Told Them I Had A Problem With That. When You Say "raw" It Implies That My Show Is Dirty And That's Not The Case.

I Want To Get So Famous That I Don't Have To Wake Up In The Morning. It'll Probably Never Happen.

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.