I'm Always Very Happy To Talk To

Now People Are Coming Up To Meet Me At My Shows And They're Doing My Bits! One Guy Earlier Was At 7-11 And He Comes Up To Me And Goes "you Want A Falcon?".

Understand That You Don't Know It All. You Don't Know Anything Yet. What You've Been Taught Is Great, But Always Go With Common Sense. And Don't Marry Your First Love.

Make Sure You're Doing Impressions Of People That Are Still Relevant, And That Everyone Knows. Red Skelton Impressions Are A Little Outdated.

The Only Way I Will Do A Sitcom Is If It's Hurled At Me, And I Don't Have To Work For It.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Family And Not Have Insurance And Really Need It. As A Comic, Insurance Was One Of Those Sacrifices I Made Early On Until I Could Afford It.